No Not Bitty Now,Bitty Later! One of my best mates has always been very proud of his hairy man boobs so much so that he has named his nipples. "This one's called uppie, and that's downie." (Yes they do point in different directions)

When he saw the Little Britain sketch about the grown man who still gets breastfed he really made the term "Bitty" his own. The Bittylicious T-Shirt embodies all that is my mate Billy (A.K.A. Bitty). Big, bright, pink, colourful, fabulous, friendly and DELICIOUS! Ooooooohh Bitty! We love it!

 
 

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Modeled by Billy (What size tee is he wearing? Large/XL Darling/Oh my - That's Huge.
 
 
 
  How Bitty Got His Name:  
       
 

 

  
 
 
 
 
  Bitty's Best Quotes:    
       
 
'That's Uppie and this one is Downy'
 
'Don't Ryanair know fat clothes weigh more? Isn't there a fat baggage allowance? '
 
'As a child of the 80's I can get in a car and drive, i can get on a boat and sail, I can even get on an airplane and fly... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HOVERBOARD?!'
 
'Call me Bubbles darling! Everybody does! Have you tried him on the Monte Carlo number darling?'
 
'Have you got a tenner?'
 
'I love chips, but I never thought I'd be sleeping on the floor of a chipper'
 
'Oh my god, shoes!'
 
'That's crap. You're lying.'
 
'Oh Bitty nez pas Bitty!'
 
'Did you just call me fat?'... 'No, I called you fat ages ago.'
 
"You're a very nice boy"
 
"Seriously, have you got a tenner?"
 
"Oh my god! Does he always not shut up like this in the mornings?!?"