Feeling Itchy Downstairs? You might have crabs. This is another instant response T-shirt that takes the piss out of the Scrubs logo (love that show) and puts something that the Irish just I don't talk about right there on your chest.

The gays get alot of stick over always having "the bad aids" as my friend calls it. But we're actually quite good at getting check ups. I'm the only member of my family who has ever had an STD screening (and I get tested on a regular basis). So I thought it would be a good idea to wear this shirt to the STD clinic, the guy there took one look at me, started laughing and said "I hope that's all you have!"
 
 

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Modeled by Michael
 
 
 
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Dude, you've got crabs? Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat.

This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats. If you have crabs you'll soon know about it, get your ass to a pharmacy and ask for "Lyclear Dermal Cream", shaving down there won't work but a trim couldn't hurt could it?