That's a cute top, let me borrow it! This t-shirt is intended as a pun on both the general acceptance of metrosexual straight boys wearing pink and it also touches on the language of gay sub-culture in Ireland.

Yes us gays have our own terminology, to help the "breeders" to understand there is a gay terminology chart below, please familiarise yourself with the most common gay-slang phrases. The t-shirt IS a cute top because its pink and blue but the wearer can also be a cute top if they are attractive and they give it up the chuff. (Also check out the Kelly Video - hilarious! Don't be a BETCH!)

 
 

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Modeled by Luis Rodriguez.

 
 
 
  Let Me Borrow That Top:  
       
 

 

 
 
 
 
 
  Gay Terminology:    
       
 

Top/Active

Gives, but does not receive, anal sex.

Bottom/Passive:

Takes it up the ass all the time.

Vers/Versatile:

Takes it up the ass all the time but likes to pretend he occasionally gives it...yeah right.

Power Bottom:

Spends most of his time picking up the soap. Gapped. Stretched out like a wizard's sleeve. You could park your car up there.

Bear:

Hairy older guy, usually sporting a rugby jersey and a beard, supposed to be muscled but more often than not just overweight, but we don't mind that because they're real men. OH YEAH!

Jock

Good looking, well built muscled guy who's mad into himself.

Muscled Mary:

See above but with limp wrists- ah christ, they just ruin it by talking!

Chicken:

Young boy just coming onto the gay scene, often travels in groups of other young boys. Easily distracted by shiny things. Ambitions often include securing employment in MAC at Brown Thomas and being a bitch.

Breeders:

A derogatory term used by the gays to refer to heterosexuals, especially those who bother to spawn. ugh...

Lesbians:

Inconsequential objects that often obstruct the most direct route to the bar. Also referred to as 'Dykes', 'Lazer Beams', or 'Fuck sake get your bearded axe wound out of my way!'