Good 'Oul Fergal, gave my brother a job pushing trolleies back in the day and saw fit to pay him a staggering 3 quid an hour, that's before we had Euri Gellars so I'm talking punts there. Now that's value for money.

This brand subversion tee is fantastically queer and oh so Irish, one for all of the check out dollies! Clean up on aisle three... I've just soiled myself.

 
 

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A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and saying a sweet "hello!"
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
Finally he says, "Um, do you know me?"
She replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my children."
Uh oh....

He thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and has a sudden recollection of a drunken party.

"My god," he says. "Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I coaxed into a private room with a 50, and then we had sex on the pool table with all my buddies watching from the door while I yelled ’I call the corner pocket!’ while you screamed ’Harder, harder!’ and ’Deeper, deeper!’?"

"Well, no. I’m your son’s maths teacher."